Are you board?
Wood you prefer me to tell you a joke?
I consider myself very poplar so you better laugh.
I will ash your opinions when I need them and cherry pick the best answers.
You're probably thinking I need to spruce this up a bit.. feel free to log in with your comments.
Now that I have twigged your interest, I can branch out into more interesting conversation.
For you yoga enthusiasts, branching out into the downward dog should knot be done in your workshop. I saw you... and it wasn't pretty. Why don't you walk the plank instead? At least you won't be warped or twisted.
I hope yew all enjoyed reading this sappy post. I'll leaf you with this...
What is the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
The "K" in KJP